December 2009
98 posts
going to florida tomorrow!
then the next day biarding my cruise
i so hapi
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“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”
– Kate Moss
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cosmopolitan gives crap advice
Pull out a copy of the Kama Sutra from your bag and say, “Would you be interested in joining my book club?”
honestly what the fuck? hahahaa
he ate my heart then he ate my brain
that boy is a monster
oh my fucking god i lovee skins!!
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1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and...
MY ELECTRIC BLANKET IS HERE!
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stfu
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